Stop Annoying Me; A Letter To Things and People

     Hello, Candies. Today, I was annoyed at things (and people). Therefore, I will call out things that irritate me in general, because that's how you feel better about things. You keep thinking about them *sarcasm*.

Side Note: I didn't post last week because I had a super stressful project that we really should have had 2 weeks to complete, but because it's the end of the year, we only had one.

And I only got a 95%.

Rip-off.


Anyway, on to the post.

1) If you're an eraser, please stop falling off my desk. On a similar note, if you're a binder, notebook, or folder, stop pushing erasers off the desk. Seriously. Mommy loves you, but not enough for you to clear desk estate by pushing your siblings off the treacherous cliff that is the edge of the table.

2) If you're a sick human bean, please cough elsewhere, or at least not into your hands and then proceed to touch my stuff. Need I pull out a device and show you what happens when you expel air from your bacteria (or virus)-colonized nasal passages and lungs? I shouldn't have to, seeing as you probably own some soap and know what it's for. You have also probably been trained in some basic etiquette, I'm assuming, so y u do dis?

3) If you're a hard- or paper-back book (yes, those still exist. Shocking), I implore you to stop closing when I take my hand off of you for one second. I don't know if this happening means that the book's binding is of high quality or if it's a sign of the opposite, but whenever I accidentally move my hand off the pages of a book for half a second, the pages flip and I lose my place. I could bend the book back on itself, but then the pages fall out and that's even worse. Please stop, book publishers.


That's enough discussion on annoyance. I'm tired of my own annoying writing voice, so goodbye.