Spray Cheese!

     Hello, Candies! It's been a while since I've done one of these posts, so I have decided to bring them back. I will be looking at some photos online and rating them on cheesiness, because I'm sure we've all seen the occasional quote so cheesy it raises your cholesterol. No? Okay then...

Although this quote may have some truth hidden inside it, it is so cocooned in cliche that I can't really internalize it. Oh well, I guess it isn't too bad. 

🧀🧀🧀/🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

Of course, we couldn't call this a Nandy-certified cheesy post without a horrible pick-up line in there. Just... eww... You're right you're the "1" I need; if that's your best pick-up line, you're certainly a 1/10 at best.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And why am I only a 9?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

In fact, this pickup line is so bad it's funny, and I guess a sense of humor can be appreciated. 

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀/🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

because 1.00 = 100%.

This quote, while meant to be inspiring, can actually have the opposite effect. It assumes that you know what your dreams are, and that living the life you've imagined is feasible. This quote could call attention to the fact that it's not, which doesn't help anything. Also, "confidently" looks like it's spelled wrong. At least the lettering is pretty.
🧀🧀🧀🧀/🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

And that's all the cheese I feel like dealing with.
so bye.

I give that image a 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 out of  🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀.

The Common Tragedy of Ophthalmology

     Eye-eye, Candies! On Wednesday, I was forced against my will (kinda) to go to the eye doctor. There, I had to endure the pain that is a regular visit to the eye doctor's. I originally went because my vision had gotten a little blurry and I thought the power of my glasses had gone up. After reading some letters in a ridiculously small font and only missing one of them, they said I had 20/20 vision with my glasses.
     But you know what?
     If a poisonous bee was flying at me from that distance and that happened to be the one time I misidentify the airborne object (just like I missed a letter one time) I could end up with some serious allergies or worse.
     Just sayin'
     But that wasn't even the craziest thing! I'm sure all of you with vision issues can relate when I say "THE DANG DILATION DROPS!"
    First, they put these drops to help the dilation drops sting less. The first drops, however, are highlighter-ink yellow. Seriously, for the next few minutes, whenever I wipe my eyes, the tissue comes away looking like it wiped up the blood of a small population of highlighter-ink-blooded creatures.
     Then the dilation drops kick in and I start looking like an airheaded anime character. AND THEY HURT!
     Finally, I get the joy of waiting for an hour for my 10-minute consultation with the eye doctor, who pronounces me pretty much healthy. Why did I come here again?
     Then I get to go home and wait for the DILATION DROPS OF DOOM to wear off.

yay.

Mexico!

     Hola! If you are reading this, I am in Mexico! Over Spring Break, we came here to Puerto Vallarta and Guadalajara for vacation. Therefore, I have decided to make some lists of things having to do with Mexico. After all, the last thing you want to be while on vacation is listless!

Things I'm looking forward to:

• Meeting my new family member that lives in Mexico for the first time
• A break from constant boredom
• The food
• empanadas
• quesadillas
• burritos
• guacamole
• salsa
• candy!
• The warm weather (though that might change after I experience it)
• A break from being constantly reminded of school and other academic obligations

Things I'm not looking forward to:

• the heat and humidity
• the fact that my entire Spring Break is going to be spent away from my friends in the States
• the forced removal from previously mentioned academic obligations

       ¡WOOT!