Friday, February 23, 2018

My Opinion on Toast

     Hi, Candies. Today, I will be sharing with you my opinions on different slices of toast on the internet for lack of better inspiration.


    Well, that's a bit demanding. The words on this piece of bread are, arguably, a work of art, so why would I heartlessly consume it? Besides, why would a slice of toast want to be eaten? Does this photo have a darker meaning? 3.5/5

   
     That looks delicious. The herbs, olives avocado, and the TOAST work so harmoniously together that any other preparation of toast now seems obsolete. 4.999.../5

 
     This looks disgusting compared to the above two pictures. Sadly, this is what my lunch at school usually looks like. Yeah, maybe I'll cut back on the PBJ now. 2/5


     This looks Photoshopped, but if it existed, it would surely replace overtoasted PBJ sandwiches as my school lunch of choice. However, the red things in this image look like tomatoes, but they could be pepperonis. This makes me question my perception of reality as a whole, which is both scary and exhilarating. 4.5/5

I do not own any of these images

See you next week, Candies!



2 comments:

  1. Well, you said that the first photo was 'a work of art', but so is the second photo... just wanted to point that out...

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  2. These posts are a lot more entertaining than difficult facts listing nandu!! You could try critiquing!

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